Thursday, March 11, 2010

Porn movie theaters...

Ha! Fooled ya! Seriously, the first thing that pops up in my mind when hearing "Roxy" is that, a porn movie theater. I have a feeling this is all because of the Swedish comedy group Killinggänget, who in their early days hosted a radio show called Hassan. More or less, the idea behind the entire show was to make prank calls to different companies and institutions. So, at one point, Kristian Luuk, now more famous for hosting the Swedish Eurovision Song Contest qualifying show Melodifestivalen, and his own talk show Sen Kväll med Luuk (Late Night with Luuk), called up a cinemateque with the before mentioned specialty, Roxy in Stockholm, and asked a series of bizarre questions, such as "How much is a ticket?", "How many hard-ons can I expect for that fee?" and "How large are the nipples shown?".

My blog- not for the timid.

Anyway, it just so happens that Roxy is also the name of a renown nail polish color from Zoya. Many have been raving about it. Does it stand the test of awesomeness galore?

Nah. Although a very pretty polish, it just isn't my kind of color. It is too pinkish for me. It is mostly described as a purple, but in my world, this is more of a deep pink, than a purple. This is where it gets strange, because usually, purple is translated into lila, in Swedish, and you can almost guess that more resembles lilac, but we use that word for all types of purples. However, purple directly translates into purpur. And I would agree this may be purpur-purple, but of course not lilac-purple. How weird is this? Do you follow my language inferior Swedish little mind?

So, long story short, this just isn't my color, and since I wasn't 100 % happy, I decided to fuck my manicure up a tad. How do one do that best? With flakies!

Now we're talking. This is an awesome combination! And the blue-green, mermaidy colored opalescent flakies turns this in total a little less reddish. More my cup of tea.

Swedish word of the day:
vuxen -noun, adjective adult
Because being one is boring.

9 comments:

  1. I don't dig this combination. At all. =)

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  2. You're a weirdo, but I like you anyway. ;)

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  3. nfu oh 40 rocks! love it. and the porn. bahahahahaha is that segment on youtube because I'd die of hilarity listening to someone call a porn theater

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  4. I was hoping to see a hard-on....

    I like the combo.

    :B
    ~Tiffai

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  5. Haha I have seen some Swedish comedy similar to that! It was on TV though, the guy was asking this high jumper (or some kind of athlete anyway) stuff like "how low have you jumped?" "how wide have you jumped?"
    It was funny!
    Great mani as well :D

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  6. Scandalous: You know, I actually did look after it on youtube, but no one has uploaded it! I found it on the Swedish Radio site though, but still... It's in Swedish. :) Not sure you'd understand that much. ;)

    Rebecca: Sounds typically Swedish. Or like it would fit in a Sasha Baron Cohen movie. xD

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  7. I love this, it is very unusual!

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